Gumhimxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust grasshopper.

Gumhimxuc created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumhimxuc, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gumhimxuc, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gumhimxuc's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gumhimxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not keep five grasshopers in a large pit.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.