Linlipbad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident newt.

Linlipbad created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linlipbad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Linlipbad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Linlipbad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Linlipbad's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Linlipbad.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Linlipbad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.