Himzakcin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident warg.

Himzakcin created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Himzakcin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Himzakcin, it will think nothing of it.

Himzakcin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Himzakcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Himzakcin loves rats, so they must be honoured.