Fasbonkgab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical centipede.

Fasbonkgab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbonkgab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fasbonkgab, it will be very sad.

Fasbonkgab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fasbonkgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.