Mumbessfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive horse.

Mumbessfoss created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbessfoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumbessfoss, she will be very sad.

Mumbessfoss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mumbessfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never feed onions to goats while wearing boots.

3. Never think about spacetime near otters while wearing orange stockings and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.