Sandontcud is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage naga.

Sandontcud created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandontcud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sandontcud, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sandontcud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sandontcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near doves.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Retreat if six sharks approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat figs.