Nadpassog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unjust yak.

Nadpassog created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadpassog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadpassog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nadpassog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nadpassog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nadpassog first in all things.

2. Always help doves.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.