Fatparkrap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, intelligent monkey.

Fatparkrap created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatparkrap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatparkrap, he will manifest in front of you.

Fatparkrap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fatparkrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Fatparkrap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Fatparkrap loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Fatparkrap.