Venminsadxuckortdad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional mink.

Venminsadxuckortdad created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Venminsadxuckortdad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Venminsadxuckortdad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Venminsadxuckortdad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Venminsadxuckortdad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise geese for they are unholy.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.