Barnbomyogban is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, quiet wolf.

Barnbomyogban created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnbomyogban, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Barnbomyogban, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Barnbomyogban's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Barnbomyogban's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never hop in the presence of snakes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at nebulae.