Bumsawcip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident dolphin.

Bumsawcip created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumsawcip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumsawcip, it will turn you into a frog.

Bumsawcip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bumsawcip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bumsawcip first in all things.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bumsawcip on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Bumsawcip's priests.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Never talk about spacetime.