Hograpsug is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking giraffe.

Hograpsug created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Hograpsug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hograpsug, he will think nothing of it.

Hograpsug's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hograpsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not make images of living things.