Gedruttnutarn is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered shark.

Gedruttnutarn created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedruttnutarn, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gedruttnutarn, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gedruttnutarn's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gedruttnutarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to snakes while wearing mauve shirts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Retreat if four turtles approach from the east.

5. Do not covet oxen.