Mobtonkfot is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, omnipotent
naga.
Mobtonkfot created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mobtonkfot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Mobtonkfot, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Mobtonkfot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Mobtonkfot's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.