Vondussbop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered bat.

Vondussbop created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vondussbop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vondussbop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vondussbop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vondussbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green boots.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.