Kablundit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent hydra.

Kablundit created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kablundit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kablundit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kablundit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kablundit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away if six shrews approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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