Gentonksat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident lizard.

Gentonksat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gentonksat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gentonksat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gentonksat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gentonksat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gentonksat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Gentonksat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.