Ditfascub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless hummingbird.

Ditfascub created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditfascub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ditfascub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ditfascub's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ditfascub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Ditfascub.