Mipcanmadlaknil is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic fox.

Mipcanmadlaknil created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Mipcanmadlaknil, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mipcanmadlaknil, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mipcanmadlaknil's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mipcanmadlaknil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to eagles while wearing pink ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.