Hivmobrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy butterfly.

Hivmobrutt created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivmobrutt, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivmobrutt, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hivmobrutt's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hivmobrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Hivmobrutt in the centre of the settlement.