Sabgudstikbabhatkad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic hare.

Sabgudstikbabhatkad created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabgudstikbabhatkad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sabgudstikbabhatkad, she will turn you into a tree.

Sabgudstikbabhatkad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sabgudstikbabhatkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to pigs while wearing purple coats.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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