Vabbissrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident toad.

Vabbissrutt created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbissrutt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vabbissrutt, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vabbissrutt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vabbissrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near otters while wearing blue jumpers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your hands.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.