Binfedgat Negrullfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking raven.

Binfedgat Negrullfad created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfedgat Negrullfad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binfedgat Negrullfad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Binfedgat Negrullfad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Binfedgat Negrullfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing blue dresses and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Binfedgat Negrullfad's priests.

5. Never wear pink corsets.