Gomdubhot is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid
wren.
Gomdubhot created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gomdubhot, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gomdubhot, it will laugh at you.
Gomdubhot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Gomdubhot's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not eat nuts.
3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not take Gomdubhot's name in vain.
5. Never laugh in holy places.