Nadcapwip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless mongoose.

Nadcapwip created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcapwip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadcapwip, she will turn you into a frog.

Nadcapwip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nadcapwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Always help great tits.