Homgedhan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced duck.

Homgedhan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homgedhan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Homgedhan, it will not care at all.

Homgedhan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Homgedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Homgedhan on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.