Xenvagzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident hamster.

Xenvagzag created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Xenvagzag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xenvagzag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xenvagzag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Xenvagzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.