Tipmindon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain wren.

Tipmindon created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipmindon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tipmindon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tipmindon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tipmindon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must pray to Tipmindon four times a day.