Fubratpak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart rat.

Fubratpak created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubratpak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fubratpak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fubratpak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fubratpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

2. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with squirrels.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Heed all visions.