Narlyikfun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive aardvark.

Narlyikfun created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlyikfun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narlyikfun, she will think nothing of it.

Narlyikfun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Narlyikfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Narlyikfun's name in vain.

5. Always help mice in need.