Rawcibwab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish manatee.

Rawcibwab created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcibwab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rawcibwab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rawcibwab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rawcibwab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing cyan hats and balancing seven tin spheres on your back.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing orange shirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rawcibwab in the centre of the settlement.