Dobbanmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage warg.

Dobbanmot created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobbanmot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobbanmot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dobbanmot's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dobbanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobbanmot.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Dobbanmot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat green fruit.