Miscublag Tomjongam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast donkey.

Miscublag Tomjongam created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miscublag Tomjongam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miscublag Tomjongam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Miscublag Tomjongam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Miscublag Tomjongam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never laugh in holy places.