Sandquammignil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able parrot.

Sandquammignil created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandquammignil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandquammignil, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sandquammignil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sandquammignil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Sandquammignil loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.