Renbissfutyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying narwhal.

Renbissfutyat created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbissfutyat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Renbissfutyat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Renbissfutyat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Renbissfutyat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Never gather four mice in one place.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.