Rapfebbop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless cat.

Rapfebbop created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapfebbop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapfebbop, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rapfebbop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rapfebbop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rapfebbop.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.