Daparmsid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical shrew.

Daparmsid created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Daparmsid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Daparmsid, he will not care at all.

Daparmsid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Daparmsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Daparmsid's name in vain.