Garzigsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless salamander.

Garzigsag created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Garzigsag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garzigsag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Garzigsag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Garzigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Garzigsag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Never write about moons.