Hanmappas is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident duck.

Hanmappas created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmappas, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hanmappas, she will turn you into a rat.

Hanmappas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hanmappas' Holy Commandments

1. Hanmappas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.