Duthimcap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, calm hummingbird.

Duthimcap created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Duthimcap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Duthimcap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Duthimcap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Duthimcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing white dresses.

3. Put Duthimcap first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear mauve shorts.