Nibarppon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil elephant.

Nibarppon created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibarppon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nibarppon, he will turn you into a worm.

Nibarppon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nibarppon's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of great tits.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Always act with obedience.