Targ is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty pig.

Targ created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targ, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targ, she will turn you into a tree.

Targ's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always obey Targ's priests.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.