Fodpinjap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent unicorn.

Fodpinjap created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Fodpinjap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodpinjap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fodpinjap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fodpinjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear white.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.