Garlabstan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy tortoise.

Garlabstan created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garlabstan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Garlabstan, it will curse you with boils.

Garlabstan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Garlabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.