Cedpagbag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless capybara.

Cedpagbag created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedpagbag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cedpagbag, he will laugh at you.

Cedpagbag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cedpagbag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Fast once a month.