Sisraw is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair cat.

Sisraw created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisraw, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sisraw, he will manifest in front of you.

Sisraw's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sisraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Sisraw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide from blue tortoises for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Sisraw five times a day.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.