Zimbudmot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered hare.

Zimbudmot created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbudmot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimbudmot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zimbudmot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zimbudmot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the north.

2. Do not keep eight grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing orange skirts and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the west.