Safveenleggansakrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful human.

Safveenleggansakrag created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Safveenleggansakrag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Safveenleggansakrag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Safveenleggansakrag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Safveenleggansakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near geese while wearing black shirts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to dogs while wearing turquoise corsets.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.