Nadjarntetti is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud coyote.

Nadjarntetti created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadjarntetti, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadjarntetti, she will not care.

Nadjarntetti's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nadjarntetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair black.