Tettigidhiv is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous hummingbird.

Tettigidhiv created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettigidhiv, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tettigidhiv, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tettigidhiv's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tettigidhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Tettigidhiv on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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