Nutrenbarn is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless
clam.
Nutrenbarn created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nutrenbarn, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nutrenbarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Nutrenbarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Nutrenbarn's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick whales.
2. Feed all hungry porpoises.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never talk about galaxies.
5. Do not shave your arms.