Nutrenbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless clam.

Nutrenbarn created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutrenbarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutrenbarn, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nutrenbarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nutrenbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not shave your arms.