Litbossmip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, competent human.

Litbossmip created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Litbossmip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Litbossmip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Litbossmip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Litbossmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always wear violet.