Tapgubtaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain salamander.

Tapgubtaf created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapgubtaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tapgubtaf, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tapgubtaf's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tapgubtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.