Waddonster is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring jackal.

Waddonster created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Waddonster, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Waddonster, he will ignore you.

Waddonster's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Waddonster's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Waddonster.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Waddonster in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.