Farnbaflim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable wyvern.

Farnbaflim created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbaflim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farnbaflim, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Farnbaflim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Farnbaflim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest fawn.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Farnbaflim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.