Jinriltunhabzen is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, happy
eagle.
Jinriltunhabzen created a charm quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Jinriltunhabzen, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Jinriltunhabzen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Jinriltunhabzen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Jinriltunhabzen's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always help birds.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing turquoise jumpers.
5. Never talk about stars.