Mutbuggud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless jellyfish.

Mutbuggud created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbuggud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mutbuggud, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mutbuggud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mutbuggud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.